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Memula, baca dulu result brain test Cik Asha ini.

Asha, you are Right-brained, which means that the right hemisphere of your brain is dominant over your left.

Typically, right-brained individuals like you are creative, imaginative, and particularly attuned to their surroundings, whether catching the nuances of music, discerning artistic elements, or noticing spatial relationships between different forms. We know this because researchers notice increased activity in the right hemisphere of the brain in individuals hooked up to monitors when they play music or ask them to complete a task involving spatial relationships.

In addition to isolating the ways in which your brain processes information, your right brain also controls the left side of your body. If you are strongly right-brained, you will find that your natural tendency is to be left-handed — though with some skills, you may find that you are right-handed if a right-handed person taught you how to complete a certain task.

Right-brained people tend to be seen as messier than others. It's not that you're necessarily disorganized, it's just that you are likely to have different systems of organization (by theme, by subject, by color) than straight alphabetization or rigidly ordered folders.

You probably have a willingness to entertain experimental treatments and Eastern philosophies more so than others. This is in part because those philosophies mesh with the right brain's strength — taking things in as a whole instead of focusing on the daily minutia.

Though thinking logically might be something you have to do sometimes, you are also good at stream of consciousness thinking and making tangential jumps in logic or reasoning. You are more intuitive than many. And when it comes to pleasure reading, you might have a stronger preference for creative or fiction writing than nonfiction.

For the most part, you think more in terms of symbolism and abstraction instead of things that are more practical and straightforward. You are also likely to look at the whole of a situation instead of seeing it as a series of component parts. You probably tend to be more subjective than objective, allowing for context to color how you interpret a given situation. For you, there are likely very few definites in life, other than the fact that there is almost always more than one way to accomplish and think about things.

That's how your brain processes information. And while your dominant brain hemisphere certainly contributes to the way you process information, there is also a style of learning, unrelated to your dominant hemisphere, that determines the ways in which you are best able to pick up information. When you're learning something new, your dominant brain hemisphere will want to take over. But there are times when the information being presented is not well suited to your dominant hemisphere's abilities.

That's why, in addition to your hemispheric dominance, you also have a style of learning that is dominant for you. Whether you know it or not, you are naturally predisposed to learning things visually, aurally, or through a combination of the two.

Your test results show that you are an auditory learner.

Other right-brained people who are auditory learners are musician George Harrison, talk-show host Oprah Winfrey, and President of the United States George W. Bush. But before delving deeper into how you learn, you should get the basics of your brain's physiology.

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Banyak golongan Hawa mengeluh kerana susah sungguh nak memahami geng-geng kaum Adam. Hari ni aku dengar lagi satu keluhan yang sudah acap kali sangat ku dengar. Sebenarnya aku sendiri dah malas nak dengar cerita sama banyak-banyak kali. Balik-balik diaorang kata leceh sungguh berurusan dengan orang lelaki. Habis tu, kalau dah susah... yang korang kahwin dengan lelaki apasal? Bila aku kata, dah orang laki memang macam tu, nak buat macam mana lagi... tahu pulak diaorang senyap. Bila dah diaorang senyap, aku tambah lagi... 'buat derk je, kalau diaorang boleh buat derk, apasal kita tak boleh buat?'
Bagi aku senang, pendekatannya amat mudah. Kalau diaorang tak nak buat... jangan paksa. 'Kita' buat sendiri, TAPI... kalau dah semua benda 'kita' boleh buat sendiri, tak payah la hidup dengan encik 'adam' yang suka sangat jadi 'tunggul' nih.
Sebenarnya, manusia semua sama. Ada je yang tak kena. Bila hati dah panas, semua jadi salah. Sedangkan apa la salahnya kalau bertolak ansur. Kalau dia tak nak buat sekarang, tak semestinya kejap-kejap lagi dia tak nak buat. Kalau dia dah kata karang, karang la... ni tidak, nak jam-jam tu jugak... alamatnya buatlah sendiri. Hik hik hik, pastu padanlah muka sendiri. Tak reti bersabar lagi.
Kepada kengkawan yang geng-geng Adam nih, jangan marah aaa... Ini sebahagian je daripada kisah kaum Adam. Tak semuanya yang macam tu kan (takut nih, kang aku balik kena hentam dengan encik-encik sekalian... kuang kuang kuang)!
Aku sendiri yang belum pernah membina tangga kat rumah, sekadar mendengar 'rungutan demi rungutan'. Dalam hati aku cakap, padan la muka korang, sape suruh korang kahwin. Hik hik hik, tengok cam aku... cintan cintun sana sini. Sudahnya, makan hati sendiri. Kuang kuang kuang! Best tak pantun aku?
Ye la, kalau dah kita rasa 'terbukak' hati nak buat tangga. Janganlah kita dok membebel depan tangga tu. Tak elok didengar dek jiran tetangga. Kalau tangga tu tak best, carik je tangga lain tak pun naik lif. Kalau tangga tu tak cantik atau memuaskan hati, kan boleh hias sikit tangga tu. Letak lah pokok orkid ke, tak pun pasang batu marmar kat tangga biar cantik sket. Kalau tak cantik jugak, waktu jalan naik tangga, dongak kepala ke langit. Biar tak nampak anak tangga. Tersadung kaki, padan la muka korang. Hahahahha... Bila hati dah sejuk barulah korang pandang balik tangga tadi. ;p